The Matriarchy Would Never Bumper Sticker
A little public service announcement for the car behind you.
“The Matriarchy Would Never” is printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl with a matte finish, because your bumper sticker should survive rain, sun, car washes, and whatever fresh nonsense the patriarchy comes up with next.
Stick it on your car, laptop, cooler, water bottle, or anywhere else that could use a tiny feminist reality check.
Details
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Premium water-resistant vinyl
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Waterproof adhesive
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Matte finish
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Made for indoor or outdoor use
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Durable against sunlight and scratches
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Easy-peel backing
Every order is made with care, ensuring each piece is uniquely yours.
We typically process and ship within 3-7 business days from your purchase date. Once your order is on its way, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow its journey home.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Orders cannot be changed or canceled more than 2 hours after they are placed due to our production process. Please double-check your order details before checking out!
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Enjoy free U.S. shipping when you spend $99+ (after discounts, before taxes). Shipping costs for all other orders will be calculated at checkout.
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We’re always open to brand ambassadors and wholesale opportunities! If you’re interested in working with Foolery, email us at seth@fooleryco.com, and let’s chat. ✨
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We want everyone to feel great in Foolery! If you're looking for a larger size than what’s listed, email us at seth@fooleryco.com, and we’ll do our best to set something up for you.